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Mini Farm V-Neck T-Shirt by Katie Van Slyke®

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KIDS Mini Farm T-Shirt by Katie Van Slyke®

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KIDS Mini Farm Hoodie by Katie Van Slyke®

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Mighty Minis V-Neck T-Shirt by Katie Van Slyke®

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KIDS Mighty Minis T-Shirt by Katie Van Slyke®

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BIG PERSONALITIES  ·  TINY COWS  ·  REAL FARM LIFE

You already know them. You've watched them waddle across the feed, crash Katie's videos, and somehow become the most charismatic creatures on the internet. Now Katie's mini cows are officially on the merch wall. And yes, they earned it!

 

Shop kids' sweatshirts, hoodies, tank tops, drinkware, and paint-by-number kits — all featuring the mini cows from Katie's farm. Whether you're grabbing something for yourself or gifting it to the person in your life who sends you cow videos at 7am, you're in the right place.

FAQs on Mini Cows

What is the cost of a mini cow?

Miniature cows typically range from $1,000 to $5,000 or more depending on breed, age, and bloodline. Katie's girls, of course, are priceless — but you can take them home in mug or sweatshirt form, which is honestly a lot easier to manage before your morning coffee.

Do miniature cows make good pets?

For the right setup, absolutely. Mini cows are known for being gentle, social, and people-friendly — which anyone who's watched Katie's videos already knows firsthand. They bond with their humans, love companionship, and have personalities big enough to make them full-blown internet personalities. (See: Katie's entire following.) They do need proper land, shelter, and care, but for those who can swing it, they're incredibly rewarding.

How big do mini cows get?

Most miniature breeds top out between 36 and 48 inches tall — roughly half the size of a standard cow. They're small enough to be completely unhinged levels of cute, but still very much a whole cow. Don't let the size fool you. The attitude scales up just fine.

Do mini cows give milk?

Yes — in smaller quantities than full-sized dairy breeds, but genuinely useful for families and homesteaders. Miniature Jerseys and Dexters are especially popular for home milking, producing around 1 to 1.5 gallons a day. Katie's cows keep things lively on the farm in more ways than one.